This meme was yoinked from 's journal. Let's give her a big round of applause! (yeah, I'm in a good mood today)

Prep

[ ] I shop at Abercrombie, Hollister, American Eagle, or Aerospatiale.
[ ] I am/was a cheerleader.
[ ] I'm pretty ditzy.
[ ] I wear pink 24/7.
[ ] My looks are very important to me
[ ] I can’t live without my cell phone.
[ ] My hair is always straight.
[ ] I say 'like' and 'omigod' a lot.
[ ] I laugh 24/7
[ ] I have a million friends.
[ ] I always hang at the mall or movies
[ ] I'll only date popular guys (Uh... I don't swing that way.)
[ ] I listen to rap & pop music.
[ ] I have at least one designer bag trash can.
[ ] My myspace pics are of me making a kissy face or are mirror pics (Hah. My sister would love this meme.)
[ ] It takes me at least an hour to get ready for school in the mornings.
[ ] Uggs + Miniskirts = Love
[ ] I don't have a job.
[ ] I wear lots of makeup.
[ ] I can be stuck up or snobby sometimes.
[ ] I flirt with anyone based of their looks
Total = 0 (a good portion of these were intended for girls, so...)

Emo

[ ] I cry a lot.
[ ] I go to local shows.
[ ] I wear black everyday.
[ ] I write sad poetry.
[ ] I play an acoustic guitar.
[ ] My favorite bands include: Fall Out Boy, My Chemical Romance, or Panic! at the Disco.
[ ] I self mutilate myself.
[ ] I think about suicide or death often. (I guess the Latin phrase "memento mori" was made in respect to emos. )
[ ] People have told me to cheer up.
[ ] I cry when I see dead animals.
[ ] My myspace pics are black are white or angled. (I don't even HAVE a MySpace page... and I don't intend to anytime soon.)
[ ] I wear many band shirts.
[ ] No one understands me.
[x] I don't talk too often.
[x] I look down when I walk.
[ ] I wear black eyeliner
[ ] My fingernails are black
[ ] I have an ex I still cry over.
[ ] My hair is black.
[ ] My hair covers one of my eyes. (It honestly grows that way. It isn't long enough to cover an eye yet, but if I don't get a haircut soon...)
[ ] I love Hot Topic.
[ ] I always say 'life stinks'.
Total = 2

Nerd

[ ] I have straight A's.
[ ] I always do my homework and study.
[x] Lord of the Rings was a massive achievement.
[x] Computer games = Love. (Amen.)
[ ] I'm 'teachers pet'.
[x] I've never had a real boyfriend/girlfriend.
[ ] I have a bedtime.
[ ] I use an asthma inhaler.
[ ] I carry a calculator with me.
[ ] I bring my lunch to school.
[x] I always follow the rules.
[x] I'm shy around the opposite gender. (Hell... don't ask.)
[x] I'm always on the computer.
[ ] I always answer every question in class right.
[x] I correct people's grammar. (People hate it when I do this.)
[x] I read a lot.
[ ] School is very important to me.
[x] I always stump people. (I love running in circles around people with mind games.)
Total = 9 (Well... at least it's a change.)

Rebel

[x] I always speak my mind. (I do NOT kid people.)
[x] I have 0% of school spirit. (Hey, I could've easily wound up at another school. Why should I be proud that I'm in this one?)
[ ] Forget you I won't do what you tell me! (...What?)
[x] I stand up for what I think is right.
[ ] On spirit days at school, I wear the rebel's colors.
[ ] Whenever people are doing something, I do the complete opposite.
[ ] I won't listen to authority figures.
[ ] I always break the rules.
[ ] I refuse to compromise.
[ ] I'm always arguing with people.
[x] I love debate.
[x] I always do what's unexpected of me. (Oh, people think they have me figured out... *chuckle*)
[x] I don't care what people think of me. (Why should I? I don't give a damn whether or not I'm popular.)
[ ] I'm not afraid to trash people's opinions.
[ ] I only respect my own beliefs.
[x] If I don't want to do something, I won't do it, no matter what. (Amen.)
[ ] I laugh at compromising people.
[ ] I cheer on the rival's sport team to stand out.
[ ] Rules were meant to be broken.
Total = 7

Jock

[ ] I'm on one or more sport teams.
[ ] I always wear my varsity jacket.
[ ] I've won awards for my athletic ability. (Damn. I'm way out of shape.)
[ ] I will only date popular girls/guys.
[ ] School Spirit 100%.
[ ] I'm going to a college for sports.
[ ] I watch sports on TV all the time.
[ ] I'm muscular.
[ ] I play sports or exercise at least 3 hours a day.
[ ] Go Team!
[x] I eat a lot. (...Hah.)
[ ] I'm egotistical.
[ ] I'm too focused on sports to make really good grades.
[ ] I sit at the jock lunch table.
[ ] All I talk about with my friends is sports.
[ ] I go to lots of sports games.
[ ] I'm very athletic
[ ] I wear sport inspired clothing.
[ ] I play at least 3 different sports.
Total = 1

Comedian

[x] I'm very funny. (I don't really think I am... though apparently I am. Somehow.)
[ ] I'm always making jokes.
[ ] I interrupt class by making people laugh.
[x] I always entertain people by being funny. (I'm one of those people where, if people aren't happy, I'm not happy. It's weird.)
[ ] I worship Kevin Smith.
[ ] I watch comedies more than anything.
[ ] I also watch SNL and Mad TV a lot.
[x] I'm sarcastic. (And I enjoy it. I think I may be a cynic.)
[x] I've been told I'm hilarious.
[ ] I always imitate people.
[ ] I pull lots of pranks.
[ ] I always make sarcastic remarks after everything.
[ ] I have to prove myself by being funny.
[ ] People expect me to make jokes, always.
[x] I have a lot of pressure to make everyone laugh. (See above.)
[ ] If I don't make jokes, people ask me what's wrong.
[ ] Jim Carrey is my idol.
[ ] I mostly get along with everybody. (There are a whole lot of people that don't like me. Screw them, though.)
[ ] At pep rallies, I'm the one acting crazy and silly.
[x] My teachers or parents tell me I need to focus more on work and less on joking around.
Total = 6

Shy

[x] I don't have a lot of friends. (...)
[x] I don't talk too much. (wasn't this asked some time ago?)
[x] It's not that I'm snobby, I just get nervous when talking to people.
[ ] When people say my name, others say 'who?'.
[x] I'm pretty sure mostly no one knows who I am.
[ ] People have told me I need to talk more.
[x] I only talk when other people talk to me first.
[x] I look down when I walk.
[x] I avoid social gatherings, such as games, dances, or parties.
[ ] People have tried to help me be more outgoing, but it never works.
[x] I always plan to talk to more people, but I never do.
[ ] I sit in the back of the classroom. (I sit in the front because it's closer to the door. )
[x] I never join in class discussions.
[ ] I hide behind people to avoid being seen sometimes.
[ ] I could never be a cashier, talking to strangers?
[ ] I talk quietly, and people say "What?"
[ ] People have called me shy or quiet.
[x] I usually let others decide for me.
[ ] If someone is talking about my favorite book or movie in front of me, I don't join in the conversation.
[ ] I would like to be more outgoing.
Total = 10 (Well... that said a lot about me... )

Goth

[ ] I wear black.
[ ] I don't like to be seen.
[x] I'm very, very pale.
[ ] I only listen to metal.
[ ] I love creepy, weird movies.
[ ] I love gothic cartoons and drawings.
[ ] I don't like people.
[ ] I only go out during the night.
[ ] I have black fingernails.
[ ] I wear a long black coat.
[ ] I also wear black boots.
[ ] 'The Crow' is one of my favorite movies.
[ ] I only date other Goths.
[x] People think I'm crazy. (It's weird...)
[ ] I don't talk to anyone who isn't as deep as me.
[ ] I love to scare people.
[ ] I laugh at teenyboppers
[x] People are afraid of me. (More weirdness...)
Total = 3

Weirdo

[x] I talk to myself.
[x] I say really random things all the time.
[x] I fidget a lot.
[ ] I still use a wheeled backpack.
[x] People laugh at me.
[ ] I walk really funny.
[x] I have a very different sense of style. (So what if I wear a jacket 24/7?)
[ ] I talk in a robot voice often.
[ ] I'll stop whatever I'm doing, and break out in a crazy dance if the mood strikes.
[x] I debate stuff with myself. (I kid you not.)
[ ] I hear voices.
[ ] I'm obsessed with aliens and the other planets.
[ ] I have a fascination with robots and machinery.
[x] I use really big words no one understands, and they give me weird looks. (I also happen to use a lot of onomatopoeia. )
[ ] I say random lines of babbling that make sense to no one but me.
[ ] I dart my eyes from side to side.
[ ] I always pretend I'm a robot or other weird non human thing.
[x] People have no idea why I think the way I do.
[ ] I have some very unusual, extraordinary talents.
[ ] When people ask me if I like something that's trendy, I pretend to be scared or confused.
Total = 8

Antisocial

[ ] I hate most people.
[ ] I prefer to be alone.
[ ] When people talk to me, I just give them a death glare.
[x] Actually, most people don't talk to me.
[ ] People are idiots and I wish they'd all die.
[ ] I live in my room, writing in my diary.
[ ] I go out my way to avoid everyone.
[ ] I never greet anyone.
[ ] I despise people who talk too loudly.
[ ] I want people to think I'm a freak.
[ ] I never talk.
[ ] I can't wait to get off this earth.
[x] I always sit by myself at lunch or anywhere else. (I just prefer to be alone, unless I'm with a friend.)
[ ] I listen to music on full blast on my ipod/mp3 player/headphones to block out the world.
[ ] I don't know why I am the way I am.
[ ] People have said I'm antisocial.
[ ] Why bother when people don't like you anyways?
[x] I occupy myself so it won't look like I'm a loner.
[ ] I just don't get along with anyone.
Total = 3

Skater

[ ] I skateboard to everywhere.
[ ] If I'm not skateboarding, I carry it with me.
[ ] I shop at Pacsun.
[ ] I'm obsessed with Tony Hawk.
[ ] Oh yeah, and Bam Margera.
[ ] I always play skateboarding video games.
[ ] I have shaggy hair.
[ ] I wear baggy pants.
[ ] I wear skater shoes only.
[ ] I always wear hoodies.
[ ] I hang at skate parks 24/7.
[ ] I'm always learning new board tricks.
[ ] Forget school, I want to be a professional skateboarder.
[ ] I've been skateboarding for over 4 years.
[ ] I hang with other skaters.
[x] I've been hurt while skateboarding. (It's actually a big part of why I don't skateboard.)
[ ] I've been in a skateboarding competition.
[ ] I wear vans.
[ ] Tony Hawks Underground owns.
[ ] I've met some of my closest friends at skate parks.
Total = 1 (Doesn't surprise me in the least.)

Christian Girl/Boy

[ ] I go to church at least once a week.
[ ] Most of my wardrobe consists of long skirts and button down shirts for church.
[ ] I always carry a bible with me.
[ ] My whole family is very religious.
[x] I've never been on a date. (Hey, nobody wants to be seen around me, or something...)
[x] My beliefs are very strong. (Not necessarily in religion, but...)
[ ] I wear a cross necklace.
[ ] I have a bracelet that says WWJD.
[ ] I'm always preaching to people about the importance of religion.
[ ] I believe in God. (I'm an agnostic. When I see it, I'll believe it.)
[ ] I'm not allowed to watch rated R movies, and sometimes, not even PG-13 movies. (...Hah. Not a chance at stopping me.)
[x] I never go out and party. (I only have two friends... And neither of them go to parties.)
[ ] I read the bible everyday.
[ ] I've memorized verses from the bible.
[ ] I go to Sunday school. (Oh my god... If I ever had to, I'd probably wind up on a clock tower with a high-powered rifle. I VALUE MY FREE TIME.)
[ ] I've been to church camp.
[ ] I pray every night.
[ ] I sing Christian songs.
Total = 3

Gangsta

[ ] I say 'yo'.
[ ] I also say 'fo shizzle'
[ ] I wear extremely baggy pants.
[ ] Mah chainz hang low.
[ ] I hang with my homies.
[ ] I'm a thug.
[ ] I only listen to rap music.
[ ] 50 Cent is my idol.
[ ] I don't care about school.
[ ] I steal/have stolen before.
[ ] I freestyle.
[ ] I breakdance.
[ ] Gold chainz is tha way to go.
[ ] All my heroes are dead rappers.
[ ] Tupac is still alive.
[ ] I party with all my budz.
[ ] I wear a sideways baseball cap.
[ ] I wear hoodies.
[ ] I wear converse with the tongue flipped out.
Total = 0 (Another one that doesn't surprise me.)

Bully

[ ] I always steal people's lunch money.
[ ] Geeks are afraid of me.
[ ] I get in trouble all the time.
[ ] I steal people's stuff.
[ ] People have called me a bully.
[ ] I have beat someone up before.
[ ] I'm always looking for a fight.
[ ] I pick on people smaller than me.
[ ] I push people out of the way when I'm walking.
[x] I've never been in a relationship before.
[x] People are afraid of me.
[x] People know not to mess with me (And if you don't know, you'll learn pretty fast.)
[ ] I'm bigger than most people my age.
[ ] I pick on people for the fun of it.
[ ] I make fun of everything anyone else likes.
[ ] If anyone crosses my path, they're dead.
[ ] People know not to try and stick up for themselves when I'm around.
[ ] I'm one of the strongest kids in school.
[ ] Even some authority figures are afraid of me.
[ ] People get out of my way when I'm walking.
Total = 3

Gamer

[x] I own at least 2 different video game consoles.
[x] I love Final Fantasy. (Amen.)
[x] DDR & Guitar Hero own.
[x] I've missed school before because I was trying to beat a video game. (True story.)
[x] I'm always trying to beat high scores on games. (Because if you don't improve, what's the point? Besides the plot, of course. )
[x] I even play a lot of computer games.
[x] I play at least 3 hours of video games a day. (More like all day for me...)
[ ] My thumbs are sore often. (Which is weird, because I play a lot of games that involve button mashing. Guess I'm just conditioned to it... or something.)
[x] I spend all my money on new video games.
[x] My boyfriend/girlfriend has to be into video games.
[x] All I talk about is video games. (Even I get annoyed by it sometimes...)
[x] I've been in a video game competition before. (Hey, I said I was in one. I never said I won. )
[x] My eyes hurt sometimes because I play video games too much. (Another conditioned trait, I guess.)
[x] My grades are eh. (I'm just lazy. I honestly don't like working.)
[x] I have a handheld videogame system, like Nintendo DS. (I have all the current handhelds... which currently amounts to the DS and the PSP.)
[x] I see every video-game-to-movie movie out there.
[x] I have at least 3 memory cards.
[ ] I watch lay. (Uh... what?)
[x] I've been playing video games for at least 5 years. (I've been playing for 16 years, and I don't plan to stop anytime soon. )
[x] I always look up video game cheats.
Total = 18 (Good... god. I knew I was a gamer, but... man.)

Redneck

[ ] Elvis is still alive.
[ ] I hunt.
[ ] I fish.
[ ] I own something camouflage.
[ ] I eat venison
[ ] I live in the country.
[ ] Someone in my family has the name Billy.
[x] I own a bunch of junk I don't need.
[ ] I have over 10 pets.
[ ] I drive a big truck with huge tires.
[ ] I wear a cowboy hat.
[ ] I've rode a tractor before.
[ ] My jeans are always dirty.
[ ] I have a southern accent.
[ ] I say y'all.
[ ] Yankees are STUPID.
[ ] I buy everything at Wal-Mart
[x] I'm kind of poor. (I'm always broke 'cause of games.)
[ ] I've caught a fish then ate it before.
[ ] I work hard.
Total = 2


Social Butterfly

[ ] I have a lot of friends.
[ ] I get along with everybody.
[x] I enjoy talking to different people. (But nobody ever wants to talk to me.)
[ ] I'm a people person.
[x] I love having tons of fun.
[x] People come to me for advice. (I'll never understand why...but they do.)
[ ] People take an instant liking to me. (...)
[ ] It seems that people always want to talk to me or hang out with me.
[ ] I can relate to Ferris Buller.
[ ] Everybody thinks I'm awesome.
[ ] I'm not in any clique; I'm friends with people from every clique.
[x] I can turn an antisocial person nice. (Hah. One of my friends IS antisocial.)
[x] I'm pretty cheerful.
[ ] I'm involved in something, like a club, that allows me to meet new people.
[x] I never want to argue with people. (EVER. EVER. EVER.)
[x] I love talking. (Again, nobody wants to talk back. *sigh* My life is a goddamn mess. And if you don't get the reference, I'm not telling. (Hint: LPArchives))
[ ] I always have fun doing anything.
[x] I'm optimistic.
[ ] I have over 150 friends on my IM or cell phone book.
Total = 8

Slacker

[x] I'm failing 2 or more classes. (I bet... )
[ ] I sleep past noon on weekends.
[ ] I miss a lot of school.
[ ] I'm late for school often.
[x] I don't have a job.
[x] All I do is pig out and play video games/watch TV. (Just because it's true, doesn't mean you have to word it quite that way...)
[ ] I don't take care of myself.
[ ] I've done drugs before.
[x] I don't do my homework. (And yet I still manage to pass every year. How I actually manage it is beyond me.)
[ ] I sleep all the time.
[x] I'm bored constantly.
[x] People tell me I need to try harder.
[x] I'm on the computer 24/7.
[x] I admit it, I slack off with everything.
[ ] I'm not going to college, ever.
[ ] School is for dorks.
[ ] I don't have any ambition in life.
[x] People tell me I need to get a life.
[ ] They need to, not me.
Total = 9

Hippie

[ ] I'm a tree hugger.
[ ] I want to save the earth.
[ ] I have long hair. (Still need to get a haircut, though, lest I wind up with emo hair. )
[ ] I make the peace sign a lot.
[ ] I'm stuck in the 60's.
[ ] I'm a vegan or vegetarian.
[ ] Animals shouldn't be eaten.
[ ] I love tye dye.
[ ] I've made tye dye stuff before.
[ ] I wish I was alive when Woodstock happened.
[ ] I love 60's music.
[x] I'm always chilled out.
[ ] I love those cute headbands you wear on your head.
[ ] I have crimpy hair with little braids.
[ ] I wear bell bottoms.
[ ] I say groovy all the time.
[ ] I love smiley faces & peace signs.
[ ] I'm a naturalist.
Total = 1

Goody Goody

[ ] I make really good grades.
[ ] I'm teachers pet.
[ ] I act sickly sweet to people.
[x] I'm nice to everybody.
[x] I act happy 24/7. (Or at least I try to...)
[ ] I go to church every Sunday.
[x] I never cuss. (In real life, I never do. Shows what anonymity can do to a person...)
[ ] I always say hi to everyone.
[x] I dress appropriately.
[ ] I want to portray a pure image.
[x] Girls who party and act rude need to be taught a lesson. (Not necessarily the party part... if they act rude all the time, though, I have an issue with them.)
[x] I want to impress everybody.
[x] I've never been called rude.
[x] I'm one of the nicest people. (I bet I can think of nicer, but...)
[ ] I want to achieve everything.
[x] I try my hardest with everything I do. (When I actually want to DO something, I give it my all. Would there be any point in doing less?)
[ ] I'm a kiss up to my teachers/boss.
[ ] I'm in many different clubs.
[ ] My after school schedule is filled with extracurricular.
[x] I'm very optimistic.
Total = 10

Band Geek

[ ] I love band class.
[ ] I play at least one instrument. (I've been interested in the flute and the guitar for a while now... I just don't know where to get them.)
[ ] I go to all my band concerts.
[ ] I'm going to a college for instrumental music.
[ ] I've won awards for band.
[ ] I've been to band camp.
[ ] I'm in the marching band.
[ ] I wear my marching band uniform often.
[ ] People have called me a band geek.
[ ] I play my instrument at least 3 hours a day.
[ ] I'm hoping to make instrumental music a career.
[ ] I've been playing an instrument for at least 4 years.
[ ] I hope I get a band scholarship.
[ ] Marching band is fun.
[ ] I go to other band concerts to get tips.
[ ] I like football games....for the band!
[ ] Band is way better than anything else.
[ ] I carry my instrument home every night.
[ ] I only date other people in band.
[ ] I go on band field trips.
Total = 0

Choir Nerd

[ ] I sing all the time. (Not all the time, but people have told me I'm good at it.)
[ ] I want to try out for American Idol.
[ ] I've been in choir for at least 4 years.
[ ] I've won awards for choir.
[ ] I've sang solos for concerts before.
[ ] I never miss a choir concert of mine.
[ ] I sing every single day
[x] I know what range of voice I am.
[ ] I love singing duets.
[x] I always practice singing with my favorite songs.
[ ] I hope to get a choir scholarship.
[ ] I want to go to a music college.
[ ] I watch American Idol regularly
[ ] Singing is a way of expressing myself.
[ ] Choir is my favorite class.
[ ] I've won All Region before.
[x] I hum a lot.
[ ] I write down lyrics all the time.
[ ] I want to be a singer.
[ ] I always practice pieces for choir class.
Total = 3

Texan

[ ] I live in Texas/a bordering state
[ ] I use the word ‘aint’ a lot
[ ] Most poetry makes no sense to me
[ ] I use double negatives
[ ] I have been told to use better grammar
[x] I love meat
[ ] I like country music
[ ] I have a Texan accent
[ ] I roll my eyes at anyone who makes fun of country music
[ ] I can’t say “Lantana” without a long ‘a’
[x] I just laughed at myself trying to say “Lantana”
[ ] The phrase “One day these ol’ boots are gonna walk all over you” actually means something to me
[ ] Billy Mays is still alive
[ ] When I think “cows” I think “food” (No, when I think of cows, I think "stupidest animal on the planet". Anything that can be tipped over in its sleep deserves to be eaten.)
[ ] I own a cowboy hat
[ ] I know how to square dance
[ ] Steve Irwin is still alive
[x] I’ve never been to New York
[ ] I never want to go to big cities (I'm one of those people that feel out of place in a big city. Besides, I like the countryside at times. But, because I'd like to visit Shibuya at some point, I can't, in good conscience, check this one.)
[ ] I have been to a farm
[ ] I have been horseback riding
[ ] Obama should not be president (I honestly don't get why Texas hates Obama. Lingering racism, maybe...?)
[ ] Monster trucks are awesome
Total = 3

And the tallies are...

Gamer: 18
Shy: 10
Goody Goody: 10
Nerd: 9
Slacker: 9
Weirdo: 8
Social Butterfly: 8
Rebel: 7
Comedian: 6
Goth: 3
Antisocial: 3
Christian Girl/Boy: 3
Bully: 3
Choir Nerd: 3
Texan: 3
Emo: 2
Redneck: 2
Jock: 1
Skater: 1
Hippie: 1
Prep: 0
Gangsta: 0
Band Geek: 0

So I'm a gamer. This didn't surprise me in the least.